You realize you have more single socks than you did last week
You bathed your geriatric cat because she isn't always so neat in the litterbox, now she is mad and yowling at you
Texts to friends go unanswered but you see them posting on Facebook
You're out of vodka but there is still bloody mary mix in the frig
The cat pees again on her blanket, and you contemplate whether she would have any quality of life since the rest of it will be spent shut in the bathroom
All the laundry is done but you still don't have a matching pair of socks
The person on Craigslist trying to get rid of something won't email you back
Last night was fun with the girls but now there is the after-the-ball-has-ended feeling
You realize the cat pee wasn't limited to the blanket
Well, I hope at least the fish is happy. He isn't saying much. And my sweetie went grocery shopping before he left. There's always peanut butter toast. And a matching sock that came out of the dryer with the cat blanket. My new fleecy socks haven't been washed yet, so I leave blobs of pink and brown fuzz here and there, but they are so comfy!
Time for home-popped popcorn and a movie.
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